Idk…it’s not giving lettuce. Too much movement. Iceberg lettuce should be like a stone just facing forward blankly and depressive. Romaine could give a very stalwart appearance and a look that says “I’m better than you.” Butterhead lettuce you could go into a fetal position and just give a very zesty look. Arugula you’ll just turn to the side and make a face like “well, actually?!” Think Brittany broski drinking that fermented tea.


And so on and so forth. ❤

Why does the lettuce leaf acting remind me of jeff goldblum 😭🤚

She looks like a female Chris Eubank Sr 😆, just an observation

Cynthia was doing a crispy fresh bok choi that’ll have you feeling antioxidized for a week. The blond lady was giving dusty romain in a bag salad waiting for you to check out of the store so it can finally turn brown and go limp.

The silence 😂😂😂

Cunty lettuce

I need amelia to not speak so cynthia can eat. God knows she needs the food

Cant decide if that's romaine or ice berg

🤣 I’m literally crying omg 💀 😂